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HECK NO! TECH NO! A Humorous Glimpse at the Madness of Technology! - 3rd Edition (Paperback & eBooks)

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NOTE: DOWNLOAD The 3rd Edition of HECK NO! TECH NO! has 3 additional pages at the end (not in this eBook Version), that 'Gifts' to you, the Readers, my Poetic Sages, 2 Blank Pages on which to write your own Poem(s), Limericks, Haiku, FreeVerse, Prose, etc.) about TECHNO-HUMOR.  Scroll down to DOWNLOAD these 3 pages. (Preview 2 of the pages just above the DOWNLOAD Section. ENJOY!

NOTE: Bespoke Magnetic Bookmarks  To receive the Bespoke BookMark & PostCard when you order HECK NO! TECH NO! A Humorous Glimpse at the Madness of Technology! (3rd Ed.) from Amazon, please go to the Contact Page at patafeaCreative.com and send your Amazon Proof of Purchase, email, phone and mailing address, and we will send you the Bespoke Magnetic BookMark and PostCard with Compliments from patafeaCreative!

NOTE:  When you order the 3rd Edition of the Paperback  book from this Website, the BookMark and PostCard are included with those books...ENJOY! 

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ABOUT THE BOOK - If you've ever made one TECH-SUPPORT call, had to stressfully wade through the countless prompts when calling any business, tried to figure out the multitude of 'error messages' on your PC or dodged the 'spinning rainbow pinwheel' on a Mac, or are fearful of losing all your files.....consider yourself to be in TECHNO-STRESS, have TECHNO-DREAD or perhaps see yourself as being a TECHNO-GYPSY or having TECHNO-PERPLEXITY.....you will most certainly relate to and be entertained by the humorous Poems, Limericks, Ditties, Haiku and the plethora of HuMorOus VisuAls in, "Heck No! Tech No!" (HNTN) that address the Madness of Technology!' You will also discover humour throughout the entire book, from the Opening Page, to the Preface, to the Acknowledgements; with hidden gems (NO, not rubies or diamonds) that are a Kaleidoscope of HUMOUR hidden in the Contents (Table of), on the BLANK Pages, served up in the Technology Menu, and more...lots more! "HECK NO! TECH NO!" will forever brighten your days with Laughter and Chuckles and give you, "A Humorous Glimpse at the Madness of Technology!" ENJOY! 

Meet the Illustrators: 

Muhammad Ayub Khan (Bzai)

Keila Ramos

Book Size: 8.25" x 6"
Pages: 203
Color: Black & White
Illustrations: 85
Choreographed Poetry™: 4
Cover 2nd & 3rd Ed. - Glossy Paperback
ISBN: 978-0-9800985-9-4 (3rd Ed.)

 

  • MY GIFT TO YOU...Be a Poetic Sage and write your very own TECHNO-HUMOR on these two Blank Pages! ENJOY!


    If you purchased, HECK NO! TECH NO! 2nd Ed. or any e-Book Version, you can Download these 3 pages to have physical pages to write on, using them to submit your Poem(s), Limericks, Haiku, FreeVerse, Prose, etc., for the Blog Page in PDF, JPEG, Word, etc. Any questions, please CONTACT me!

    P.S. These 3 pages came about when Amazon printed my Paperback books, adding 4 blank pages, using the last page for their Barcode and Location Imprint, leaving me with 3 Blank Pages! As you will see in all of my books, I don't like having any Blank Pages, and so I write on them, and include the words, 'Blank Page(s)' in the Title! Instead of adding more of my Poetry on those pages, I decided to Gift them to, you......my Poetic Sages! ENJOY!


    P.S.S. In your submission email, please share with me what your favorite Poem is in HECK NO! TECH NO! A Humorous Glimpse at the Madness of Technology!  Thanks!